Monday, May 28, 2018

Videogame Hotties: Rosie?

Racist.  A middle-school dropout.  Short-tempered.  Tough.  These are all words that can be used to describe Brigette "Rosie" Stark of Valkyria Chronicles.  Is hot one that's often left out unfairly?  Ehhhh...


Brigette "Rosie" Stark is a member Squad 7, under the command of Welkin Gunther.  She has the honor of being the only shocktrooper who's relevant to the story.  She's also the bitch of the story-relevant protagonists.


Rosie has a few of benefits that players of Valkyria Chronicles will be familiar with.  First, she's a shocktrooper, which means she's good at dishing out ass-whupings while being able to take quite the ass-whuppin' herself.  Second, she's a ranked officer, which means she gives an extra Command Point simply by being on your active team.  She's also one of the few characters who wears a skirt, which means...panties?  No, you'll have to settle for bloomers (or whatever those things are).

Rosie's one of the few characters who can give you an upskirt.
With her twin bun hairstyle, she looks kind of like a mouse with a machine gun and an attitude.


Take Minnie Mouse when she's on her cycle and give her a machine gun.  That's Rosie.
As stated before, though, Rosie is very flawed as a person.  She dropped out of middle school, hence she lacks education, which she is very sensitive about.

Rule #1 to getting along with Rosie: don't call her stupid.
Perhaps because of her education level, she has a hatred for Darcsons (a fact Isara MAY have alluded to).  Poor Isara takes the brunt of her wrath (to Isara's credit though, she doesn't back down).

Isara is Rosie's favorite Darcson to chew out.
Despite being a bigot, she's not completely without a soul.

Is this the look of someone without a soul.
She even knows how to let a grudge go.

Rosie and Isara share a moment.

Rosie and Isara get over their grudge.
She's not afraid to joke with others.

Rosie shares a moment with war correspondent Irene Ellet.
Or show off her goods (or lack thereof) in a swimsuit.

Rosie carries herself like a starlet when on the beach.
She truly cares for fellow shocktroopers.

Big Sister may activate when she's near an allied shocktrooper.  "After me, kiddos."
She can even sing.

Those are some great lyrics, huh?
She even blows a kiss to enemies she's killed.

Hope that gloves were clean before she kissed it.
Just don't expect her to fight in the desert.

She doesn't do well in "dust traps."
And that's Rosie.  She may not have Jane's personality or Catherine's looks.  Heck, she's not even a good person.  But she's not a total waste...right?  Check her out in Valkyria Chronicles.

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