Racist.  A middle-school dropout.  Short-tempered.  Tough.  These are all words that can be used to describe Brigette "Rosie" Stark of Valkyria Chronicles.  Is hot one that's often left out unfairly?  Ehhhh...
Brigette "Rosie" Stark is a member Squad 7, under the command of Welkin Gunther.  She has the honor of being the only shocktrooper who's relevant to the story.  She's also the bitch of the story-relevant protagonists.
Rosie has a few of benefits that players of Valkyria Chronicles will be familiar with.  First, she's a shocktrooper, which means she's good at dishing out ass-whupings while being able to take quite the ass-whuppin' herself.  Second, she's a ranked officer, which means she gives an extra Command Point simply by being on your active team.  She's also one of the few characters who wears a skirt, which means...panties?  No, you'll have to settle for bloomers (or whatever those things are).
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| Rosie's one of the few characters who can give you an upskirt. | 
With her twin bun hairstyle, she looks kind of like a mouse with a machine gun and an attitude.
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| Take Minnie Mouse when she's on her cycle and give her a machine gun.  That's Rosie. | 
As stated before, though, Rosie is very flawed as a person.  She dropped out of middle school, hence she lacks education, which she is very sensitive about.
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| Rule #1 to getting along with Rosie: don't call her stupid. | 
Perhaps because of her education level, she has a hatred for Darcsons (a fact Isara MAY have alluded to).  Poor Isara takes the brunt of her wrath (to Isara's credit though, she doesn't back down).
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| Isara is Rosie's favorite Darcson to chew out. | 
Despite being a bigot, she's not completely without a soul.
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| Is this the look of someone without a soul. | 
She even knows how to let a grudge go.
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| Rosie and Isara share a moment. | 
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| Rosie and Isara get over their grudge. | 
She's not afraid to joke with others.
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| Rosie shares a moment with war correspondent Irene Ellet. | 
Or show off her goods (or lack thereof) in a swimsuit.
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| Rosie carries herself like a starlet when on the beach. | 
She truly cares for fellow shocktroopers.
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| Big Sister may activate when she's near an allied shocktrooper.  "After me, kiddos." | 
She can even sing.
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| Those are some great lyrics, huh? | 
She even blows a kiss to enemies she's killed.
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| Hope that gloves were clean before she kissed it. | 
Just don't expect her to fight in the desert.
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| She doesn't do well in "dust traps." | 
And that's Rosie.  She may not have Jane's personality or Catherine's looks.  Heck, she's not even a good person.  But she's not a total waste...right?  Check her out in Valkyria Chronicles.
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