Friday, August 24, 2018

Senran Kagura Dream Teams

Senran Kagura a decent, girl-heavy series of games.  There is some good variety throughout the series.  There are multiple brawlers, as shooter in Peach Beach Splash, and even a cooking game in Bon Appetit.  There's a game to suit your tastes.

Of course, Senran Kagura is all about the girls.  Some are cool, some are cutesy, some are cringey.  It's quite the mix.  They are all divided into different factions, usually by school.  However, I have some factions of my own in mind.  These are some Senran Kagura factions, created by yours truly.

1.  Team Cringe


Roster: Katsuragi (captain), Ryona, Ayame, Kagura, Murakumo

With sexual harassment being her hobby, there's no way Katsuragi wasn't going to be the captain of this team.  Aspiring to be like Katsuragi was enough to get Ayame a spot right alongside her.  Ryona is here because...who gives a shit?  Murakumo wears that creepy mask.  As for Kagura...dem eyes.

2.  Team Cutesy


Roster:  Kafuru (captain), Mirai, Naraku, Minori, Hibari

The main trait of most of these girls is that they are all under five feet tall.  Hibari is the exception to this, but her star-shaped eyes and overall cutesy appearance helped her lock up a spot.

3.  Team Badass


Roster:  Daidoji (captain), Yagyu, Homura, Miyabi, Hikage

These girls just look like they'll whup somebody's ass.  A few of them even look like cute guys.  This series really does have a girl for everyone.

4.  Team Lame


Roster:  Haruka (captain), Asuka, Leo, Soji, Yuyaki

These are the girls I play ass the least.  Leo, Soji, and Yukaku have an extra element because Peach Beach Splash is the first time I've seen them.  Their contribution to the PBS story doesn't add up to jackshit, leading to me being initially intrigued, but ultimately not caring about them.  Haruka is the embodiment of lame.  I want to like Asuka but...just can't.

5.  Team MHCLB


Roster:  Rin (captain), Renka, Ikaruga, Imu, Yumi

MHCLB is an acronym for Mature, Hot, Cool, Loyal, Beautiful.  Rin is mature, being the eldest of the group.  Renka's hot because...she is.  Ikaruga is cool because she has the outfit, weapon, and personality.  Imu is loyal, but only to Miyabi, which could throw off team chemistry.  Finally, Yumi is beautiful because her ice-based attacks are pretty to look at.  So, why are these girls a team?  They are the cutest girls.

6. The Derp Duo


Roster:  Ryoki, Hanabi

When clumsy meets stupid, this team is the result.  OMFG, these girls are derpy.  At least Ryoki has some good things going for her, with her only real flaw being that she's DEAD!

7. Team Eyeful


Roster:  Kagura (captain), Hikage, Hibari, Ryobi, Ryona

Dem eyes, though.  These characters all have unusual eyes.  Kagura's eyes look like flowers or machine gears (I can't tell).  Hikage is a cat-eyed bitch.  Hibari has star eyes.  Ryobi and Ryona each have a green eye and a blue eye.  Also, Ryona...who gives a shit?

8.  The Alternators


Roster:  Yagyu, Mirai

They both wear eyepatches over the opposite eye, so the name fits.  Also, perhaps it's a huge coincidence, but both girls use umbrellas as weapons.

9.  Life And Death


Roster:  Jasmine, Ryoki

Jasmine is life, being a younger version of an 81-year old woman.  Ryoki is death, having died at 17.  It's pretty cringy to think of either of them as attractive, because one is 81 and the other is DEAD!

10.  The Old School Ass-Whuppin' Duo


Roster:  Rin, Daidoji

Two former students of Hanzo Academy in their mid-twenties.  Rin is hot, stealthy, and probably smart.  What Daidoji lacks in looks, she makes up for with her ass-whuppin' skills.  A good brains-and-braun duo.

11.  The Head Breakers


Roster:  Daidoji (captain), Ayame, Katsuragi, Hibari, Yozakura

These character only need their fist and feet to decimate enemies.  Katsuragi kicks them into submission, Yozakura punches them into oblivion, Hibari uses bitch-slaps to humiliate them, and Ayame finishes them off with punches and kicks, and Daidoji uppercuts them to the moon.  They'd better protect their breast around Katsuragi, though.  An interaction between Daidoji and Katsuragi could be funny.

12.  The Crackshots


Roster:  Ryoki (captain), Ryobi, Mirai, Kafuru, Ryona

These girls use some type of gun as their weapon.  Ryobi has a sniper rifle with built into axe in the bunt.  Mirai's umbrella shoots homing shots.  Kafuru uses water pistols to shoot water bullets that ricochet all over the place.  Ryona uses...who gives a shit?  Ryoki marches out there like a G, armed with a shotgun and shield.

13.  Team Ju-on


Roster:  Jasmine (captain), Kagura, Ikaruga, Mirai, Ryoki

The unifying feature of these characters is their long, black hair, just like the vengeful spirits from the Ju-on movie series.  The kicker here is that Ryoki actually could be one of those spirits on account of being DEAD!

14.  The Theme Team


Roster:  Ikaruga (captain), Murasaki, Ryoki, Yumi, Renka

These characters have the coolest themes in the series.  Ikaruga, in particular, has a badass theme, making her the captain.

15.  DJ Ryoki and Rapmaster Hikage


Roster:  Ryoki, Hikage

Ryoki rips it up on the turnstiles while Hikage busts out some sick lyrics.  Sadly, Ryoki actually does go by DJ Ryoki for a short time.  At least both gimmicks were kind of funny.

And these are a few teams I thought of at a glance.  Think Shiki was left out unfairly?  Think Ryoki is on too many?  Do you have any Senran Kagura dream teams?  Comment and make your voice heard.

2 comments:

  1. Where did you create this? In Senran Kagura Estival Versus or Burst?

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    1. Thanks for the comment. To answer your question, neither. These shots come from Peach Bach Splash.

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