Funny Things From Trails Of Cold Steel

During my Trails Of Cold Steel review for the PS3, I stated that the game was good fun, even though it suffered from Too Much Talking syndrome.  Having played the PS4 remaster, however, I actually paid attention to the stuff that was being said instead of just mashing through to get to the next fighting section.  As a result, I noticed a few things that I didn't while I was running my way through the PS3 original.  Most were just things that made me laugh, but probably weren't that funny.

One thing, however, made me laugh because it was just embarrassing.  This is the start of an exchange between two unnamed students.  It's harmless enough, right?

Sure you won't take an ass-whuppin' saying that to a girl?

So, how does the girl respond to essentially being called a fat, hungry pig.  Does she fire back with her own barb?  Does she tell him to shut up.  No.  She says this...

Translation error or vicious barb?  You be the judge.

What?  What does that mean?  Why would the female student just say "Female student"?  Is she calling the boy a female student?  Is she just saying it for the sake of saying it?  Is it a localization screw up?  Whatever is it, I laughed my ass off the first time I saw it.  I mean, what is that?  It's almost as weird as the guy in Zelda 2 who says, "I am error."

Anyway, here's some other stuff I found funny.  Some of it may actually be funny, but then again none of it might be.  But my sense of humor is different from most other people.

Yep.  Rean's getting a boner.

Her name is Jane?  And she runs a flower shop?  She just a machine gun away from becoming...

...this chick.

This girl looks totally baked.

Okay, I'll admit this one is just me.

Don't look downstairs, Alisa, unless you want to be embarrased.

You can't go into the girls' locker room...even if you're playing as a girl?

My teacher can kick your teacher's ass.

Patrick rips into everyone's ass.  And "jaeger-tot."  Ha ha!

And that's just some stuff I personally found funny.  Do you have moments in a game that you find funny?  Spoilers are okay, but keep them minor.  Anyway, comment and have your voice heard.