You Know You're A Hypernerd When...

There's nerds and then there are hypernerds.  On the surface, they seem the same, but of course there are differences.  These are ten things that separate a hypernerd from a plain, average nerd.  So, without further delay, you know you're a hypernerd when...

10. This is your first kiss...

Clean your TV well before making your move.

9.  You pick up loose money and say, "Oh, I can do that."

Loose change turns you into Rannie the Thief.

8.  You can name 100 hot women and none of them are real.

One down.  99 to go.

7.  You think your teddy bear is going to hold you hostage and make you kill people.

Don't worry.  He won't do anything to you directly...except kill you if you're caught by your classmates.

6.  You learn more history from the Civilization series than you do from a history book.

Before Civ 5 I didn't know what the Songhai Empire was.

5.  You learn life lessons from an RPG instead of your parents.

I learned a lot from Squall and Co.

4.  Your music playlist 75-100% videogame music.

You better believe I "selected" a lot of these selections for my playlist.

3.  You think you can date at least nine women at once and expect none of them to get pissed.

Need I say more?

2.  You check your bank account to see how many gil you have.

Well...looks like it's time to get a job.  I'm broke.

1.  You think you're qualified to be a mayor because you've played SimCity for twenty years.

Cities Skylines is good, but SimCity 4 is still the king.

And there you have it.  10 things that let you know that you're not just a nerd, but a hypernerd.  It's also the 100th entry on this blog.  It's been a long journey to get to this point.  The journey isn't over, though.  There's a lot more good reading on the way.  I'd like to thank those of you who have been with me this long and hope you'll stay with me for the next 100 or perhaps even more.

So, are you a hypernerd, a regular nerd, or one of those lame cool people?  Make your voice heard.  Comment.