Saturday, December 23, 2017

Videogame Hotties: Josie Rizal

Do you like models?  How about kickboxers?  Then fire up Tekken 7 and meet your dream girl.  Her name is Josie Rizal, the kickboxing model.

Josie Rizal, a stylish fighter.
Josie is a new addition to the Tekken family.  She seems to take Christie Monteiro's exotic look and fashion sense and Bruce Irvin's outfit and fighting style to create a brand new character.  Simply put, this one girl wiped out two characters and rendered them redundant simply by existing.  Was it worth losing a hot girl like Christie AND a great striker in Bruce?

That depends.  She doesn't seem as hot as Christie or as effective as Bruce.  But she's still far above an average fighter.  I mean, how many women can punch out a bear?

Seriously...she knocked out a bear with her bare hands.
When it comes to looks, she's not an ugly girl.  Whereas there was some debate as to whether or no Christie was hot or ugly, Josie is undoubtedly at least cute.

Cute doesn't mean weak.  Just ask poor Katarina.
As a kickboxer, you have to have two thing: good shorts and strong legs.  Josie has them.  Look at those neat shorts...or maybe it's a skirt.

Shorts or skirt?  Perhaps a skort?  You be the judge.
And look at those legs.  Those long, strong...(drools)...huh?  Was I saying something?

Legs so strong, even bears must succumb.
Anyway, moving on.  No kickboxing outfit is complete without gladiator sandals.  Yes, they are fine.

Kicking ass in style with a good pair of sandals.
But if you want a more professional look, just take them off.  She can still can in plenty of faces without them.

Ask poor Xiaoyu if this kick hurts any less just because Josie's barefoot.
And that's Josie Rizal.  If you need a cute girl who can punch out bears, she's the one you want.  Check her out in Tekken 7.


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