Dead Or Alive 6 Review (PS4)

The supreme 3-D fighting game is back.  It's another installation of fast action and hot game girls.  It's time for DOA 6.

I must admit, I was afraid of DOA 6 for a while.  The action would be dumbed down, the girls would be covered up, and...Nico, were all things that I heard about that gave me pause when deciding whether or not to make the leap from DOA5 Last Round.  Upon diving in, however, my fears were alleviated for the most part.  The things that make a good DOA game are mostly present and accounted for.

The gameplay is as good as it's ever been.  You pick a character and whup the asses of any opponent you're matched up against.  At first I was worried when I saw video footage that seemed to show super moves called Break Blow.  Fortunately, these moves aren't game-breaking.  For the most part, the game is still combo-and-counter based and lightning fast.  There are a few new things added (such as the aforementioned Break Blows), but it's still the same game you know and love.  It just felt so good to play and I found it hard to pull myself away.

Don't worry.  Break Blows don't break the game.

The roster weighs in at a healthy 24 characters (26 if you downloaded Nyotengu and Phase 4) and should only get bigger through DLC.  Obviously, there are omissions since the last game, most notably the Virtua Fighters (hoping Pai returns).  Hopefully, they make some good additions.

You can't talk about the roster without talking about the new characters, Diego and Nico.  Diego is a street brawler who looks good and hits hard.  He fits right in and feels satisfying to use.  His moveset is small and not overly complicated, like Kasumi or La Mariposa.  As a result, if you're new, you should probably start with him.

Go Deigo, Go!

If you mess with Dora, you'll have to answer to him.

Nico, as I stated before, is the one who scared me.  She's a anime-looking teenage scientist who can shoot lightning, like a Sith Lord in glass.  Fortunately, she wasn't anything as stupid as that last sentence sounded and won me over fast.  She's a dork, but she's fun to use.  She's even kind of cute in an anime way.  She not a buxom beauty like almost everyone else, but she's less cringy than Marie Rose.  Anyway, she's a solid addition as well.

That's a heck of a nickname there.

She may be a dork...

...but she's quite electrifying.

Marie Rose can only cry as she looks at the superior character.

DOA wouldn't be DOA without the costumes.  As I said, this was something that scared me because I like my polygonal T&A.  Most of the girls have at least one hot outfit, even Marie Rose (just saying that felt weird).  The problem is unlocking outfits.

Unlocking outfits is total bullshit.  You can grind for eighty years in one of the single-player modes, which sadly may not be a joke.  Clearing survival mode grants you one, ONE costume part.  Seeing how as the costumes could have between 100 to 1000 (!) parts, this is madness.  Nobody is going to waste time playing at least 1000 times to unlock one outfit they probably don't want.

The T&A is there, but you have to WORK for it.

To make matters worse, the outfit part you get the parts to is totally random.  For example, let's say you're trying to outfits for Nico.  In previous entries, you would simply pick Nico, beat the game with her and you'd get her next outfit.  But not in this game.  Here, you play as Nico, beat the game and you might earn one part for Jahn Lee or whoever the game feels like giving you a part for.  This is sadistic, boneheaded, and just plain bad game design.  It's already bad enough their so finicky with the parts, but for them to not be for the character you're playing as is stupid.  What was wrong with the old system?  Do yourself a favor and get the patch to increase how many parts you get.  You'll still have to grind, but at least you may have the patience to do it.

Garbage like this shouldn't have made it into the final game.

For those who don't have the patch, playing the quest mode is the more tempting option to unlock outfits.  Here, you do different tasks during fights and if you complete them all, you'll get hundreds of parts.  The two big flaws here are that the parts you earn are still random and also, there's the issue of potentially wasted points.  For example, let's say you earn a do a quest and earn 300 costume points.  Those points could randomly go to an outfit that only needs 100 points to unlock, while the remaining 200 points fly off into the ether.  They don't go to another outfit.  They're just...gone and you can't get them back.  I have no idea why they did it this way, but once again, this is bad game design.

If you're trying to get outfits, you'd better do DOA Quest.

Then, you have the story mode.  It's confusing and fragmented, but it is still better than the story mode in DOA 5.  People fight for stupid reasons, like Lisa (or La Mariposa) fighting Helena for seemingly no reason, but at least it's not as stupid as Jahn Lee starting a fight with Kokoro because she didn't catch some nunchucks.  Also, it's kind sloppy.  For example, in one fight you play as Kokoro and you have to beat Nico.  After winning, Kokoro goes back to the table and finds a picture, but Nico is simply gone.  Did she run away in defeat?  Is she knocked out, lying on the ground?  Is she in handcuffs in the back of a police car?  Did Kokoro vaporize her with a palm strike?  You never see what happens?  One minute, she's trying to sympathize with Kokoro, then gets her ass kicked and just vanishes.  It's weird.  The story has humorous moments as well, like Brad Wong and Nyotengu sitting together and knocking back a few.  On the whole, I liked the story.

What else is weird is that Tag Mode is missing.  Much like the outfits, Tag Mode is a DOA staple, yet it's not here.  Why not?  Maybe it got squeezed out to make room for the DOA Quest, but considering how they screwed up with unlocking outfits, that's probably a good thing.  After all, the best part about Tag Mode is that you could unlock costumes for characters you weren't good with by pairing them up with a character you were good with.  Maybe they'll put it in a future version of the game, but with the game as is, it's not a big loss.

Another weird thing is that you'll often fight the same opponent multiple times in Arcade Mode.  For example, on one playthrough Bayman was may first opponent, then he also wound up being my last opponent.  In another playthrough, my final two opponents were Honaka.  It's not bad or off-putting.  Just weird.

Well, on to the little stuff.  The graphics are good.  The guys are ripped, the girls are cute, clothes get torn, and characters get bruised up.  You can see the flaws if you catch it right, but for the most part the graphics are fine.  It's worth noting that every time you fire up the game, you're welcomed by a random character.  If you set someone as your main character, though, that character will menace you every time you fire up the game until you change it.

You waifus are still as cute as they ever were...

...but the wounds of war will show.

The music is fairly weak.  Some of the new songs just don't do it for me.  You can unlock and use older songs, though, so it's no big deal.  The lip synching during the cutscenes is terrible, but that's not usually a big deal to me, so I won't knock it too much on that front.

DOA Central is were you buy outfits, music, learn more about the world of DOA with the Encyclopedia and do other stuff.  For Lore Whores like me, the Encyclopedia is nice.  Also, this is where you get to fix which character you see on the menu screen if seeing random characters throws you off.

Determining which waifu glares at you on the menu screen is just one of the things you can do in DOA Central.

There's DLC if you want it.  But if you're going to cough up another $90, you really have to want it.  There's some stuff that caught my eye (such as the return of Mai Shiranui), but on the whole, $90 seems excessive.

I can say as much good as bad as I can about DOA 6.  It's a fun, good-looking game that grabs you and doesn't let go.  The story is goofy, but not as bad as DOA 5's.  I have to dock some points because costumes have always been such a big part of the series and the unlocking system sucks.  Once you get over the bullshit with the costumes, though, you still have a pretty good game.  Just like every other game in the series.  Honestly, you probably should wait for the inevitable Ultimate and Last Round versions, but I can still give it a recommendation as is.  Check it out.