Saturday, April 6, 2019

Marie Rose Takes A Tumble

In spite of its problems, Dead Or Alive 6 has given me hours of enjoyment.  From the story, to the quest mode, even lesser modes like arcade and survival.  I created this little gem in DOA Quest, totally by accident.  Have a look.


I laughed my ass off.  I didn't think the girl would plummet to a cartoon-style death.  Then, I felt bad because it feels so wrong to beat on Marie Rose.  She's just so...small.  After that, I laughed some more.

Funny thing is this is what would happen in real life.  Marie Rose would declare she's going to take out the garbage.  Then, she'd get kicked off of a building or cliff (probably by Ayane) seconds later, hit the ground with a hearty splat, and die.  Dead Or Alive, indeed.

But wait, she's not dead.  Just look at her shake off the cobwebs like a G.  She stays on the ground, but she still just shakes it off.  If nothing else, Marie Rose is tough.

Is this funny?  Is it messed up?  Have your voice heard.  Comment.

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