Friday, May 3, 2019

Seagate 4 TB Game Drive Review

So, you've say you've run out of space on you PS4 and have $120 burning a hole in your pocket.  Well, you're just one trip to the supermarket away from salvation.  It the 4 terabyte game drive from Seagate.


Being a hypernerd, life is hard on my PS4.  As a gamer who just happens to do reviews, I play a lot of games and, as a result, tend to run out of space quite frequently.  That's just simply having the games on the hard drive.  When you factor in video clips and picture, space vanishes quite fast.  One of the beautiful part about the PS4 is that you can delete game apps without deleting the save data.  Still, you have to reinstall games and some of them take a very long time to do so.  A game drive solves that problem because you only have to suffer through the install process one time.

Also, some games are HUGE.  For example, Final Fantasy 15 Royal Edition takes 90 GBs of free space to install.  90!  Lots of bigtime titles, like Valkyria Chronicles and Tekken 7, usually require 20-50 GBs.  Then, you have DLC which eats space like Skittles.  Don't even get me started on pictures and video clips.  To put it simply, even with a 1 TB hard drive, you'll run out of space quickly.  If you're a hypernerd like me, that sucks.

But with this little beauty, you likely never run out of space.  It costs about as much as two brand new games, so it's not cheap by any means.  But if you have a large library, you'll want it.  They also have a 2 TB option for about $50  cheaper if you're strapped for cash, but starving for space.

Just plug this little tadpole into PS4 and watch your space problems disappear.
And that's the Seagate 4 TB.  It's good for the hardcores, the collectors, DLC whores, and especially the hypernerds.  It is an investment, but worth it.  Definitely good if you just can't say goodbye to games.

Sunday, April 21, 2019

Lei Fang Goes Out With A Bang

Dead Or Alive 6 has given me hours of entertainment.  Fast action and polygonal waifus are the flavors of the month any time DOA is being played.  One thing that may get overlooked are those hilarious moments that come from the Danger Zones littered throughout most of the levels.

I shared one of these moments in an earlier post, when I showed Ayane kicking Marie Rose off a roof, causing her to take a comedic journey to the ground below and die.  Now it's time for Lei Fang to have her moment in the spotlight.  Have a look.


As you can see, Lei Fang is embroiled in an "dynamite" battle with Raidou.  If only she had known that simply meeting Raidou is a "powder keg" because of his "explosive" personality.  Perhaps he got tired of hearing her annoying voice and just..."blew up."

Is it wrong to laugh at this?  Comment and have your voice heard.

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Dream Games: Dead Or Alive Spinoffs Wishlist

For those who have been reading my posts, it's no secret to I am a fan of the DOA series.  I may or may not be alone in thinking that the series is the best 3-D fighting series, narrowly edging out Tekken.  But, surely there are other things the characters can do, right?

Yep, I'm talking spinoffs.  They have the balls-hard Ninja Gaiden series and the shitty yet serviceable Xtreme series, but they can still branch out further.  I see great potential in other types of spinoffs starring the characters of Dead Or Alive.  These are just a few that could work if some serious effort was put into them.

1.  A Stealth Game Starring Ayane and Hayate

A stealth game starring Hayate and Ayane has serious potential.
They're ninjas like Ryu but they feel different.  They seem stealthier than Ryu, a trait that could be emphasized in a Tenchu-style stealth game.  Running through the shadows with Ayane and jumping across rooftops Hayate seems like it could be fun.

2.  A Beat 'Em Up Starring Jahn Lee and Lei Fang

Jahn Lee and Lei Fang are capable of carrying a beat 'em up.
If anyone could beat up endless waves of generic thugs and the occasional boss, it's Jahn Lee.  Not one to be outdone, Lei Fang would join him.  They could mow down enemies in a Final Fight or Tekken Force-style game.  A few of the bosses could probably be DOA characters.

3.  A Survival Horror Game Starring Marie Rose

Marie Rose is capable of surviving horror, but she'd better dry those tears first.
There wouldn't be a better protagonist for a survival horror than Marie Rose.  She's small, looks vulnerable, and cries.  She could run, hide, duck, and squeeze away from enemies her martial arts can't defeat, perhaps an army of bloodthirsty Raidou's.

4.  A Rhythm Game Starring Zack

A rhythm game starring Zack...be ambitious.
He's a DJ.  He might as well act like it.  A game that shows his musical knowledge while testing your rhythm would be an interesting idea.  Something like Project Diva could work.

5.  A Platformer Starring Nyotengu

A platformer would allow Nyotengu to spread her wings.
Nyotengu's flight and wind powers have a place in gaming.  Just not in DOA.  There IS potential that she could successfully carry an action platformer.  Perhaps her wind powers could be used for solving puzzles.  A game similar to Owlboy would be a strong possibility.

6.  An RPG Starring The Ninjas

Tell me this doesn't look like an RPG spell.
Ryu, Ayane, Kasumi, and Hayate all have weapons and ninja magic.  The potential for a decent RPG is there.  Momiji and some characters made specifically for the game could round out the party.  It wouldn't be on par with Final Fantasy, but it could still be solid.

7.  An Educational Game Starring Nico

Is there any interest to learn from Nico and be rewarded with fan service?
Learning math, science, etc. from an anime-cute girl could be a powerful tool for teens and lonely college students. It wouldn't be anything to special.  Just some problem-solving.  Then she could quiz players.  Keeping in line with DOA tradition, getting perfect quiz scores could mean earning fan-servicey pictures of Nico.  Any takers?

8.  An All-Female Wrestling Game Featuring Tina

A women's wrestling game anchored by Tina seems like a no-brainer.
An all-female game can work if the mechanics are as good as the fan service.  If there was an all-female wrestling game that had good gameplay, it would be quite the feat.  Being a wrestler, Tina would the big name to draw in those fans.  Ideally, it would be Rumble Roses with much better gameplay.

9.  A Fighting Game Built Around Rig

The best to get take seriously by E-sports might be to "Rig" the game.
One of the of the big things many say hold DOA back is the fan-servicey nature of the women's outfits.  While I believe that's one of the things that sets the series apart, apparently some people don't like it.  A good fix to the problem wouldn't be the strip away a part of DOA's identity, but to create a slightly different alternative set in the same universe.  Rig is the most interesting character in the series, so he'd be a good character to focus on.  Maybe he could bring a few DOA characters with him (such as Bass or Diego), but it would be a brand new game with its own set of characters.  It could be a game that E-sports can take seriously (whatever that means).  It could largely be the same gameplay, so DOA veterans would be able to jump right in.  It could be badass if it happens.

10.  An Action Game Starring Christie

Christie could "play with enemies until they break" and "make them cry some more".
Christie is armed with weapons.  Weapons that she doesn't use.  A solid action game could be just what she needs to put them to use.  Naturally, she should wear a number of sexy outfits that fit with where the mission take place, such as a wetsuit for swim missions or her riding outfit for motorcycle missions.  As long as they make it better than Death By Degrees and they'll have something.

And that's just some of the way they could expand the Dead Or Alive franchise.  Is there a character you think deserves their own game?  What genre would it be?  Comment and have your voice heard.

Sunday, April 14, 2019

My Dead Or Alive 6 Costume Wishlist

Dead Or Alive 6 is a pretty good game.  The gameplay is strong, the roster is solid, the graphics are good, and the music is at least half-decent.  On the whole, it's a good game.

DOA is about more than having good gameplay and good characters, though.  The costumes are as big a part of the series as the counter system.  They vary from badass to sexy to weird to...ordinary.  Here are just a few I would like to see return.

20.  Lisa Mach Swimsuit

Hey, Lisa...you doing okay there?
Surely you didn't think this list wouldn't include a swimsuit.  I decided to get this one out of the way early because...do I really have to explain.  It would be nice if this costume wasn't just limited to Lisa.  They should give one to each girl some variation of this.  It would just be nice to get it, though.

19.  Kokoro's Naughty Girl Outfit

Not sure why, but I can't help but think of Tifa when I see this outfit.
A outfit that shows Kokoro's wild side.  A hot little number.  For some odd reason she reminds me of Tifa from Final Fantasy 7 in this outfit.  

18.  Momiji's Shrine Maiden Outfit

Easily my favorite Momiji outfit...for reasons.
A cute little outfit Momiji wears.  I like to call this the Momiji Surprise because...anyone who's used this outfit will know.  Maybe Momiji will come with it.  Who knows?

17.  Ayane's School Uniform

The best of all the school uniforms belongs to Ayane.
My favorite Ayane outfit.  I would love it if they brought back both this version and the blazer-type version.

16.  Lei-Fang's Black Leather Outfit

I don't think I'll ever dislike this outfit.
My favorite Lei-Fang outfit.  Based on an outfit from the original DOA, it's a true classic.  It would be nice if they went back to her original footwear, though.  The heel boots just don't do it for me.

15.  Kokoro's Second Outfit

She's totally covered and still sexy somehow.
A comfortable-looking, all-covering outfit that still somehow looks sexy.  Maybe it's just Kokoro though...

14.  Kasumi's Tanktop, Shorts, and Short Boots Outfit

Kasumi looks so ordinary in this outfit and that's not a bad thing.
Kasumi has a treasure trove of cute outfits and this is favorite.  Makes her look like a regular girl.  There's just something alluring about this outfit.

13.  Rachel's Tough Chick Outfit

Even if Rachel doesn't return, this outfit should.
An outfit looks sexy while making her look tough.  If Rachel doesn't return, they she give it to Tina or Christie.  Nico needs outfits, so she could be a possibility, too. 

12.  Christie's Black and Blue Flame Outfit

The outfit looks cool, but maybe she should at least wear a bra.
A cool-looking outfit that just screams Christie.  It's better than that jumpsuit she wears.  This should have been her default.  I do wonder how she prevents wardrobe malfunctions, though.

11.  Japanese Gym Outfit for Ayane, Kasumi, Hitomi, and Kokoro

I can't lie.  Ayane and Hitomi wear the hell out of these outfits.
Some of the other girls got a version of this outfit in DOA 5.  Only Ayane, Kasumi, Hitomi, and Kokoro looked right in them though.  I like how the blue bloomers go with Ayane's purple hair and Hitomi looks at home in her red bloomers.

10.  Mila's Sport's Bra and Sweat Pants Outfit

Mila's ready for a day at the gym.
A good outfit to keep Mila going during those intense workouts.  Heck, it even comes with a towel to wipe away the sweat.  A practical, sexy outfit.

9.  Tina's Black and Silver Outfit

I can't think of a reason they wouldn't bring this back.
A good outfit for Tina.  The WWE Diva's could learn a thing or two from her fashion sense.

8.  Rig's Prisoner Outfit

Look how cool and tough he looks in that outfit.
Don't now why, but I have a soft spot for this outfit.  And no, it's not because I've been to jail, because I haven't.  He just looks cool in this.

7.  Kasumi's Leather Jacket Outfit

Kasumi brings this outfit straight out of the 50s.
A cute outfit with an old-school vibe.  Looks like it'd be good for a night at a drive-in movie.  Or maybe motorcycling.  Or perhaps going to a roller rink.  An old-fashion date outfit.

6.  Kokoro's Jacketed Exercise Outfit

They're almost there.
They practically have the outfit already.  All they need to do is add the option to put on a jacket.  It shouldn't be too hard.

5.  Eliot's ? Outfit

A guy in a dress or a punk rocker?  You be the judge.
Is it a skirt?  Is it a quilt?  Is it some British punk outfit?  I don't know why, but I like it.  Female gamers and gay guys may appreciate that you can finally get an upskirt from a guy.  Let's just hope he's the only guy who does so.

4.  Pai Chan's Shorts Outfit

Bring this back and bring back Pai while you're at it.
A nice outfit for Pai.  Maybe they could give it to Kasumi or Lei-Fang.  Then again, Ayane has a lack of cute outfits, so she'd be a good candidate for it.  It could work for Nico, too.  Better yet, bring back Pai and give it to her.

3.  Jahn Lee's Shoulder Armor Outfit.

That is a well-protected shoulder.
Sometimes it's the simple things that make an outfit work.  A little shoulder armor goes a long way.

2.  Lei Fang's Lounge (?) Outfit

Whether it's a lazy day or a brutal fight, there's a place for this outfit.
I love the heck out of this outfit.  I can just see her studying at home or even showing up to class in this.  A late-night trip to the grocery store wouldn't be out of the question, either.

1.  Marie Rose's Goth/Loli Outfit

The shawl and headpiece take the outfit from cringy to cute.
Marie Rose's best outfit, yet it's not here.  They have her dressed-down version, the version I don't like.  If the add the shawl and headpiece, the outfit will be complete.

And that's just twenty of the many outfits I'd like to see return in DOA 6, in no particular order.  Agree?  Disagree?  What old outfits would you add?  Have your voice heard.  Comment.

Saturday, April 13, 2019

Dead Or Alive 6 Intersection

The music of DOA 6 is kind of meh.  I just wasn't feeling a lot of the new music.  That doesn't mean there weren't some decent tracks.  Intersection is one such song.

Intersection isn't normally heard during gameplay because it's not a stage theme.  But the soundtrack is customizable, so you can set it as a character theme if you wish.  This song is perfect for Nico.  A nerdy, relaxing theme that still works for a fight.  Have a listen.


Doesn't it just remind you of Nico?  I can imagine her getting ready for a hardcore gaming session at home.  She'll step out of her boots, curl up on the sofa with a game controller, and go all night.  Maybe she'll accidentally blow up the TV with lightning in a fit of gamer rage.  Then, she'll gloat to the TV about an "undeniable difference" before posing like a dork.

She'd start the game off in a good mood...

...then she'll rage at the machine, destroying it...

...before finally posing and declaring her superiority.
And that's Intersection.  Set it as Nico's character theme and enjoy the fights.  Crank it up in DOA 6.

Saturday, April 6, 2019

Marie Rose Takes A Tumble

In spite of its problems, Dead Or Alive 6 has given me hours of enjoyment.  From the story, to the quest mode, even lesser modes like arcade and survival.  I created this little gem in DOA Quest, totally by accident.  Have a look.


I laughed my ass off.  I didn't think the girl would plummet to a cartoon-style death.  Then, I felt bad because it feels so wrong to beat on Marie Rose.  She's just so...small.  After that, I laughed some more.

Funny thing is this is what would happen in real life.  Marie Rose would declare she's going to take out the garbage.  Then, she'd get kicked off of a building or cliff (probably by Ayane) seconds later, hit the ground with a hearty splat, and die.  Dead Or Alive, indeed.

But wait, she's not dead.  Just look at her shake off the cobwebs like a G.  She stays on the ground, but she still just shakes it off.  If nothing else, Marie Rose is tough.

Is this funny?  Is it messed up?  Have your voice heard.  Comment.

Sunday, March 31, 2019

Dead Or Alive 6 Review (PS4)

The supreme 3-D fighting game is back.  It's another installation of fast action and hot game girls.  It's time for DOA 6.


I must admit, I was afraid of DOA 6 for a while.  The action would be dumbed down, the girls would be covered up, and...Nico, were all things that I heard about that gave me pause when deciding whether or not to make the leap from DOA5 Last Round.  Upon diving in, however, my fears were alleviated for the most part.  The things that make a good DOA game are mostly present and accounted for.

The gameplay is as good as it's ever been.  You pick a character and whup the asses of any opponent you're matched up against.  At first I was worried when I saw video footage that seemed to show super moves called Break Blow.  Fortunately, these moves aren't game-breaking.  For the most part, the game is still combo-and-counter based and lightning fast.  There are a few new things added (such as the aforementioned Break Blows), but it's still the same game you know and love.  It just felt so good to play and I found it hard to pull myself away.

Don't worry.  Break Blows don't break the game.
The roster weighs in at a healthy 24 characters (26 if you downloaded Nyotengu and Phase 4) and should only get bigger through DLC.  Obviously, there are omissions since the last game, most notably the Virtua Fighters (hoping Pai returns).  Hopefully, they make some good additions.

You can't talk about the roster without talking about the new characters, Diego and Nico.  Diego is a street brawler who looks good and hits hard.  He fits right in and feels satisfying to use.  His moveset is small and not overly complicated, like Kasumi or La Mariposa.  As a result, if you're new, you should probably start with him.

Go Deigo, Go!

If you mess with Dora, you'll have to answer to him.
Nico, as I stated before, is the one who scared me.  She's a anime-looking teenage scientist who can shoot lightning, like a Sith Lord in glass.  Fortunately, she wasn't anything as stupid as that last sentence sounded and won me over fast.  She's a dork, but she's fun to use.  She's even kind of cute in an anime way.  She not a buxom beauty like almost everyone else, but she's less cringy than Marie Rose.  Anyway, she's a solid addition as well.

That's a heck of a nickname there.

She may be a dork...

...but she's quite electrifying.

Marie Rose can only cry as she looks at the superior character.
DOA wouldn't be DOA without the costumes.  As I said, this was something that scared me because I like my polygonal T&A.  Most of the girls have at least one hot outfit, even Marie Rose (just saying that felt weird).  The problem is unlocking outfits.

Unlocking outfits is total bullshit.  You can grind for eighty years in one of the single-player modes, which sadly may not be a joke.  Clearing survival mode grants you one, ONE costume part.  Seeing how as the costumes could have between 100 to 1000 (!) parts, this is madness.  Nobody is going to waste time playing at least 1000 times to unlock one outfit they probably don't want.

The T&A is there, but you have to WORK for it.
To make matters worse, the outfit part you get the parts to is totally random.  For example, let's say you're trying to outfits for Nico.  In previous entries, you would simply pick Nico, beat the game with her and you'd get her next outfit.  But not in this game.  Here, you play as Nico, beat the game and you might earn one part for Jahn Lee or whoever the game feels like giving you a part for.  This is sadistic, boneheaded, and just plain bad game design.  It's already bad enough their so finicky with the parts, but for them to not be for the character you're playing as is stupid.  What was wrong with the old system?  Do yourself a favor and get the patch to increase how many parts you get.  You'll still have to grind, but at least you may have the patience to do it.

Garbage like this shouldn't have made it into the final game.
For those who don't have the patch, playing the quest mode is the more tempting option to unlock outfits.  Here, you do different tasks during fights and if you complete them all, you'll get hundreds of parts.  The two big flaws here are that the parts you earn are still random and also, there's the issue of potentially wasted points.  For example, let's say you earn a do a quest and earn 300 costume points.  Those points could randomly go to an outfit that only needs 100 points to unlock, while the remaining 200 points fly off into the ether.  They don't go to another outfit.  They're just...gone and you can't get them back.  I have no idea why they did it this way, but once again, this is bad game design.

If you're trying to get outfits, you'd better do DOA Quest.
Then, you have the story mode.  It's confusing and fragmented, but it is still better than the story mode in DOA 5.  People fight for stupid reasons, like Lisa (or La Mariposa) fighting Helena for seemingly no reason, but at least it's not as stupid as Jahn Lee starting a fight with Kokoro because she didn't catch some nunchucks.  Also, it's kind sloppy.  For example, in one fight you play as Kokoro and you have to beat Nico.  After winning, Kokoro goes back to the table and finds a picture, but Nico is simply gone.  Did she run away in defeat?  Is she knocked out, lying on the ground?  Is she in handcuffs in the back of a police car?  Did Kokoro vaporize her with a palm strike?  You never see what happens?  One minute, she's trying to sympathize with Kokoro, then gets her ass kicked and just vanishes.  It's weird.  The story has humorous moments as well, like Brad Wong and Nyotengu sitting together and knocking back a few.  On the whole, I liked the story.

What else is weird is that Tag Mode is missing.  Much like the outfits, Tag Mode is a DOA staple, yet it's not here.  Why not?  Maybe it got squeezed out to make room for the DOA Quest, but considering how they screwed up with unlocking outfits, that's probably a good thing.  After all, the best part about Tag Mode is that you could unlock costumes for characters you weren't good with by pairing them up with a character you were good with.  Maybe they'll put it in a future version of the game, but with the game as is, it's not a big loss.

Another weird thing is that you'll often fight the same opponent multiple times in Arcade Mode.  For example, on one playthrough Bayman was may first opponent, then he also wound up being my last opponent.  In another playthrough, my final two opponents were Honaka.  It's not bad or off-putting.  Just weird.

Well, on to the little stuff.  The graphics are good.  The guys are ripped, the girls are cute, clothes get torn, and characters get bruised up.  You can see the flaws if you catch it right, but for the most part the graphics are fine.  It's worth noting that every time you fire up the game, you're welcomed by a random character.  If you set someone as your main character, though, that character will menace you every time you fire up the game until you change it.

You waifus are still as cute as they ever were...

...but the wounds of war will show.
The music is fairly weak.  Some of the new songs just don't do it for me.  You can unlock and use older songs, though, so it's no big deal.  The lip synching during the cutscenes is terrible, but that's not usually a big deal to me, so I won't knock it too much on that front.

DOA Central is were you buy outfits, music, learn more about the world of DOA with the Encyclopedia and do other stuff.  For Lore Whores like me, the Encyclopedia is nice.  Also, this is where you get to fix which character you see on the menu screen if seeing random characters throws you off.

Determining which waifu glares at you on the menu screen is just one of the things you can do in DOA Central.
There's DLC if you want it.  But if you're going to cough up another $90, you really have to want it.  There's some stuff that caught my eye (such as the return of Mai Shiranui), but on the whole, $90 seems excessive.

I can say as much good as bad as I can about DOA 6.  It's a fun, good-looking game that grabs you and doesn't let go.  The story is goofy, but not as bad as DOA 5's.  I have to dock some points because costumes have always been such a big part of the series and the unlocking system sucks.  Once you get over the bullshit with the costumes, though, you still have a pretty good game.  Just like every other game in the series.  Honestly, you probably should wait for the inevitable Ultimate and Last Round versions, but I can still give it a recommendation as is.  Check it out.